Day: October 2, 2005

Does the air smell sweeter? Are the flowers prettier? Do the chicken wings seem meatier? Yes, folks, television season has started again. Thank God, we can return to our normal lives.

I thought the summer would never end. I imagine all the televisions in purgatory are permanently tuned to summer programming. The horror.

But Bree Van de Kamp and Denny Crane have helped rescue us from the morass of low-grade reality shows and sporadic reruns and not a moment too soon.