Brilliant Disguise

I can’t stand Halloween. Not because people in Hanover have managed to turn the holiday into a week-long celebration. Not because I have to explain the unique trick-or-treat setup to all my non-Hanover friends. Not because my daughter gets all the candy and I get jack.

I can’t stand Halloween because I can never come up with a good costume.

This isn’t anything new. I have had this problem ever since I was a kid.