Day: May 21, 2006

As human beings, we face many difficult challenges. Every day we have to tackle many tasks and make dozens of difficult decisions. It’s a wonder we even know how to correctly pump gas.

According to New Jersey officials, that’s a task that might be out of the grasp of the normal human brain. Self-service is against the law in Jersey (state motto: You lookin’ at me?”).

The governor recently suggested that the law change in conjunction with lower gas prices to help people deal with high gas prices.

You would think he had told his constituents they had to shovel their own toxic waste.