Kenny vs. Spenny Is Back

Matt Stone and Trey Parker have done some wonderful things for America. They brought us BASEketball. They brought us South Park. They brought us Team America. Now, they will bring…

Odds and Ends

Ugh, life and work have been very busy lately, hence the lack of posting. I even forgot/was too busy to do an "It's the End of the Week As We…

These Jeans Were Obviously Made for Walkin’

Before Maria and I went on our trip to New York a few weeks ago, I had to pack my bag.

I packed plenty of shorts and casual shirts. You know, the things you need to wear to a tennis tournament.

Then I went to pack one final thing I thought I might need for the weekend.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find it. I looked all over our room. Both of us knew where it had been a few days before. I remembered putting it in a very specific place, but it wasn’t there.

I could only come up with one explanation. My wife stole my good pair of jeans.

Watch Out, Gene Rayburn

They say bad things happen in threes. Charles Nelson Reilly died in May. Now, Match Game panelist Brett Somers has kicked the bucket. Hence the title of this post. Or…

That Stinking Tooth Fairy

Sometimes, we have good intentions when we make promises. Then, when we have to pay up, we wonder what went through our minds in the first place.

All of this started a couple of months ago when Bridget lost a tooth. She got all excited as usual, but she had something different to tell us this time.

The Tooth Fairy (that’s me and Maria by the way) was going to bring her a prize, she said.

It Has to be Said

I was stuck behind a car in traffic today with message on its license plate frame I have wanted to address for a long time, so here goes: It's not…