ITEOTWAWKI: Buried Treasure
Regular Guy Radio – Episode 19
Odds and Ends
These Jeans Were Obviously Made for Walkin’
Before Maria and I went on our trip to New York a few weeks ago, I had to pack my bag.
I packed plenty of shorts and casual shirts. You know, the things you need to wear to a tennis tournament.
Then I went to pack one final thing I thought I might need for the weekend.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t find it. I looked all over our room. Both of us knew where it had been a few days before. I remembered putting it in a very specific place, but it wasn’t there.
I could only come up with one explanation. My wife stole my good pair of jeans.
Watch Out, Gene Rayburn
That Stinking Tooth Fairy
Sometimes, we have good intentions when we make promises. Then, when we have to pay up, we wonder what went through our minds in the first place.
All of this started a couple of months ago when Bridget lost a tooth. She got all excited as usual, but she had something different to tell us this time.
The Tooth Fairy (that’s me and Maria by the way) was going to bring her a prize, she said.