My Dream Job

I always wanted a job where it didn't matter if you were half in the bag when you did your work. Today, I finally figured out how to accomplish that.…

Bourne or Bond?

A little more than a week ago in a dark movie theatre, I realized what I want to be when I grow up.

I want to be Jason Bourne.

Well, not completely. I could do without having to kill people. That would be bad. And I don’t want people chasing me all over the place all the time. I’m paranoid enough as it is.

But has there ever been a cooler movie character than Jason Bourne? At this point, I don’t think so.

Congratulations, Ryan!

If you watch "The Office," you remember that moment at the very end of last season's finale when Ryan (B.J. Novak) accepted a job at corporate and ended his relationship…

A Sad Day

Today is the anniversary of Elvis Presley's death in 1977. I am not that big of an Elvis fan, but I grow to appreciate him a little more every year,…