The 2008 Brians

The glamorous people will gather in Hollywood tonight to pat themselves on the back.

We’ll have a more low-key ceremony here for the sixth edition of The Brians.

Each year’s edition of The Brians brings something special. This year, we have taken the “Best Animated Movie” category from last year and re-named it “The Bridget” because I only get to see certain movies because someone would alert the authorities if I just let my daughter go by herself.

The three movies in that category – “Alvin and the Chipmunks,” “Enchanted,” and “Bee Movie” – will join the more grownup fare of “Superbad,” “The Bourne Ultimatum,” “Dreamgirls,” “Knocked Up,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry,” and “The Simpsons Movie.”

Remember, only movies I saw in the theater are eligible in The Brians, which have been Joan Rivers-free since 2003. The envelopes, please:

The Bride Wore Camo

Have you ever looked at the television, trying your hardest to look away, but unable to? That's the feeling I got while watching CMT's "My Big Redneck Wedding" the other…

‘Juno’ Delivers

In the future, I might leave choosing the movie up to my wife. When I scanned the movie ad for the weekend, I didn't even see this listed. Thank goodness…

The Time is Coming

I can feel it in the air. This time, it will really happen.

I’m going to win the lottery.

Yeah, yeah, I know I say that all the time, but I have a special feeling this time, The Mega Millions jackpot in Maryland climbed northwards of $150 million this week. Powerball here in PA is inching closer to $100 million.

By the time you read this on Sunday, I could be lounging in a suite in Las Vegas.

ITEOTWAWKI: Virgin Fest?

With less than 50 days until Accelerate comes out, I find myself pretty much unable to contain my excitement. The first single, "Supernatural Superserious" is pretty cool, and you can…