The Job is Mine
I know that I am destined to live a life of leisure. I know I will eventually escape the daily grind.
Until now, I always thought I would achieve this goal the American way, by winning the lottery. I recently found out that the path will go through Australia, and I will actually have to keep on working.
The Australian state of Queensland is accepting applications for what they call the best job in the world. I know this thing has my name written all over it.