Back on Schedule

Posted inColumns, TV

This week, by far, ranks as one of my favorite weeks of the year. Finally, I can welcome stability and regularity back into my life.

Of course, I am talking about the return of my favorite television shows to the small screen. Few things make me happier than having my entire week sketched out for me between 8 and 10 p.m., Monday through Thursday.

Some people will surely think this makes me shallow. I came to terms with that a long time ago. If people judge me because I find a modern form of entertainment enjoyable, they have way too much time on their hands.

Time which could be better spent getting to know the Dunphy and Pritchett families on “Modern Family.” Or learning about the weirdest community college in the country on “Community.” Or realizing your family isn’t as screwed up as the folks in “The Middle.”

R.E.M. Calls It Quits

Posted inMusic, REM
I remember the first time I heard R.E.M. They opened for The Police in August 1983, and the thing I remember most is that I don't remember anything. My siblings…

I Can See Clearly

Posted inColumns

About a year ago, I lamented in a column about changes in my eyesight. I had started to notice trouble with reading small print and wondered if I needed bifocals.

Luckily, I have escaped that fate, but I did something very overdue a couple of weeks ago. I went and bought new glasses.

I honestly can’t remember the last time I bought a pair of specs. I have a pair I would wear around the house – and around town when I didn’t feel like wearing my contacts – but they had the trifecta of an out-of-date prescription, an unflattering look and hopelessly scratched lenses.

I really wonder how I didn’t hurt myself or someone else wearing these things.

I got a new prescription earlier this year, but procrastinated on getting new glasses.  I don’t care how much I have grown up. I hate wearing glasses. I started wearing them in fourth or fifth grade and the stigma of pre-teen teasing has never really gone away.

Of course, I went out and got new contacts right away. I have worn them pretty much full time since I turned 15 so I always consider them a priority.