Brian the Builder

As I wrote this, the pieces of my new computer sit in several boxes in my basement.

I didn’t go on some angry tirade and break the thing apart. The shipping company didn’t drop a box and shatter the thing. In fact, nothing bad happened.

I have decided to build our new computer from scratch.

Be a Man. Wrestle a Girl.

When wrestling makes the news, it is often for the wrong reasons. Sure, those of us who have competed or stay connected to the sport will never stop hearing the…

Win Some, Lose Some

Sometimes I think we have progressed as far as we possibly can as humans. We have sent astronauts to the moon. We have built vehicles to explore other planets. We continue to seek the outer reaches of the galaxy.

As far as I am concerned, I thought our technological advancements had reached an end. Then I went to the grocery store the other week.

PA Liquor Laws: Still Stupid

One of the key aims of Pennsylvania's new governor is to get the state out of the liquor store business. Currently, all liquor and wine is sold at state-run stores.…

The King’s Speech

As we prepared to leave the movie theatre, my wife thanks me for coming along to see the film we just finished watching. She told me she appreciated when I…

The Travels of Lucky Charms

When you grow up with a large number of siblings like I did, you have difficulty trusting people. That’s just the nature of a big household, especially when you are the youngest.

Sure, you have a great support system, but while one of them is helping you, another might be lurking around the corner waiting to deliver a wedgie. Then there’s the laundry chute from the main floor of the house to the basement which you had to use with one eye peeled on the hallway lest someone try to push you down it.

I have gotten over many of these problems as the years have passed. I’m still a little flinchy and suffer more jokes than anyone else in the family, but I have long learned how to deal with those things.

At least I did until my sister threw a party this summer to celebrate her son’s engagement.

Just Because

I have to give the producers of Gulliver's Travels credit. They certainly used the perfect formula to success. Take a well-known story, or at least the well-known part of a…