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		<title>Dude?</title>
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					<description><![CDATA[Bud Light has a commercial series showing the great versatility of the word &#8220;dude.&#8221; I have a new situation they can use &#8211; when you find someone talking on their cell phone while they take a leak at the urinal....]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bud Light has a commercial series showing the great versatility of the word &#8220;dude.&#8221; I have a new situation they can use &#8211; when you find someone talking on their cell phone while they take a leak at the urinal.</p>
<p>Dude?</p>
<p>A guy in my building was just doing it when I went to use the facilities. Totally uncalled for. I don&#8217;t want to hear people talk on their cells in public places much less in the can.</p>
<p>I have long thought I should start a companion website on urinal etiquette. You know, breaking down the many ways to stand, clarifying the &#8220;no talking&#8221; rule and listing the strategies for which hole to use depending  on how many slots exist and which ones are occupied.</p>
<p>Now I can add a diatribe for no talking on your phone while you take a leak. First off, what&#8217;s that say to the person on the other end? Do you really think they will find their call so important that you took it while pissing? How do you think they feel when they hear the flush?</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s just say I was disturbed. And I didn&#8217;t even get into the story about the dude who took a call when he was on the crapper last month. That&#8217;s just wrong.</p>
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