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		By: Dave Lifton		</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dave Lifton]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Oh, Jesus H. Christ
Shea, you stupid leprechaun
Haikus are passe]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Jesus H. Christ<br />
Shea, you stupid leprechaun<br />
Haikus are passe</p>
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		By: Michele		</title>
		<link>https://regularguycolumn.com/blog/?p=593#comment-4134</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michele]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Here are my feeble attempts:

Want to have a drink
Can&#039;t taste beer due to dumb plague
Please have one for me

Pre-ordered Guinness
Saves time and effort for you
And the bartender

No need to have food
When you&#039;re drinking a Guinness
It drinks like a meal]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are my feeble attempts:</p>
<p>Want to have a drink<br />
Can&#8217;t taste beer due to dumb plague<br />
Please have one for me</p>
<p>Pre-ordered Guinness<br />
Saves time and effort for you<br />
And the bartender</p>
<p>No need to have food<br />
When you&#8217;re drinking a Guinness<br />
It drinks like a meal</p>
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		<title>
		By: bill webster		</title>
		<link>https://regularguycolumn.com/blog/?p=593#comment-4133</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bill webster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 16:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[drunken mad swearing
green beer and corned beef vomit
i&#039;m irish today]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>drunken mad swearing<br />
green beer and corned beef vomit<br />
i&#8217;m irish today</p>
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		<title>
		By: DJ		</title>
		<link>https://regularguycolumn.com/blog/?p=593#comment-4132</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[DJ]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[St. Patrick first said
&quot;I&#039;m tired of these blank blank snakes!&quot;
Not Sam L. Jackson]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>St. Patrick first said<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m tired of these blank blank snakes!&#8221;<br />
Not Sam L. Jackson</p>
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		By: bill webster		</title>
		<link>https://regularguycolumn.com/blog/?p=593#comment-4131</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[bill webster]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 13:01:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[the snakes be long gone
now, be ye drunk and profane
all hail st. patrick]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>the snakes be long gone<br />
now, be ye drunk and profane<br />
all hail st. patrick</p>
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		<title>
		By: brian		</title>
		<link>https://regularguycolumn.com/blog/?p=593#comment-4130</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[brian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Damn, I need to fix that. Good one, Peter.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Damn, I need to fix that. Good one, Peter.</p>
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		<title>
		By: RedStarsCEO		</title>
		<link>https://regularguycolumn.com/blog/?p=593#comment-4129</link>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 12:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t think your 1st one&#039;s a true haiku - too many syllables in the 3rd line. Here&#039;s my try:

Drink green colored beer

I stagger from bar to bar

Driving out the snakes]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think your 1st one&#8217;s a true haiku &#8211; too many syllables in the 3rd line. Here&#8217;s my try:</p>
<p>Drink green colored beer</p>
<p>I stagger from bar to bar</p>
<p>Driving out the snakes</p>
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