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One summer in college, I went to Los Angeles to spend the week with a few friends. One of them helped open my eyes to the many wonderful uses of peanut butter.<\/p>\n

I had only believed that you could use peanut butter for sandwiches and crackers until this point. Shawn showed me that it could really jazz up a bagel, an apple or even a banana.<\/p>\n

Not all of these uses appealed to me, but it definitely made me open my mind a little. I thought back to that week the other day as I sat at a bar in Indianapolis.<\/p>\n

I had to travel there for work. Before I left, I asked some friends who knew the city for dining recommendations. One pub<\/a> showed up on almost every reply I received.<\/p>\n

After settling into my seat on Wednesday night, just a few hours after my arrival, I began to peruse their extensive menu. I kept flipping back to one page, the one with all of their burger selections.<\/p>\n

They had a burger special which a friend of a friend highly recommended. He worked at the newspaper in Indianapolis for a number of years, and I try to always trust suggestions from fellow journalists.<\/p>\n

But this burger \u2013 the Shewman Special<\/a> \u2013 had a unique combination. They topped the thing with bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and onion. They also mixed jalapenos in with the cheese. Those aren\u2019t my favorite, but I could survive.<\/p>\n

The final ingredient kept me both interested and worried as I considered my order. The burger had peanut butter on it.<\/p>\n

I had mulled this situation over ever since I found out about the burger a day or so before I left. I love burgers. I love peanut butter. Would I love them together?<\/p>\n

I sometimes have very hard and fast rules about food. Pineapple is fine, but it does not belong on a pizza. Same goes for veggies outside of onions, mushrooms and, even though I don\u2019t like them, green peppers.<\/p>\n

Too many people try to mix and match different foods just to shock people, but sometimes the combinations work. Would peanut butter on a hamburger fit in that category? After all, the burger has been named one of the 25 best burgers in Indy.<\/p>\n

I considered the fact that the burger had so many different things on it, the tastes might all just mesh into one. I also considered the fact that I would be drinking a beer so it might not really matter what I ate for dinner.<\/p>\n

Seeing as how I don\u2019t know when or if I will ever return to Indianapolis again, I bit the bullet and ordered the Shewman Special. I agree with the guy who gave me the recommendation \u2013 don\u2019t knock it until you try it.<\/p>\n

I couldn\u2019t finish the burger, but that had more to do with how huge the thing was than the taste. Once in a while I got a taste of peanut butter. Sometimes a jalape\u00f1o hit my taste buds. Mostly, I just tasted burgery goodness.<\/p>\n

So thanks to the recommendation and my college friend\u2019s peanut butter obsession, I came away a winner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"