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I had a wonderful day on Thursday bouncing between online updates and the action on my TV. I chatted with friends and managed to not worry too much about my brackets.<\/p>\n<p>When Friday rolled around, I had everything planned out. Basketball didn\u2019t start until a little afternoon, leaving me time to enjoy the early wrestling action when it kicked off at 10:30.<\/p>\n<p>Before that, Maria and I could catch up on the Thursday night comedies we had recorded. I got up at a reasonable hour, grabbed the last cup of the coffee she had made earlier and settled into my spot on the couch. Nothing could stop me, or so I thought.<\/p>\n<p>After one show and one cup of Joe, I decided to brew another pot. We drink half-caffeinated coffee in the morning, but I needed some of the real stuff if I wanted to achieve my goal of doing nothing productive for the rest of the day.<\/p>\n<p>I put the grounds in the filter. I put the filter in the basket. I filled up the machine with water. I plugged the machine in and went into the other room while the coffee brewed. When I returned a few minutes later, panic set in.<\/p>\n<p>The pot was still empty. I checked the plug, and then made sure I had the machine turned on. I hadn\u2019t screwed up that way. Maria and I pushed things and looked quizzically at the empty pot. We had no idea what happened, but we knew one of our greatest fears had come true.<\/p>\n<p>The coffee maker died.<\/p>\n<p>We do have backup plans in place, but I had kind of denied this day would ever come. I guess I didn\u2019t want to deal with the reality of needing a cup of coffee and finding that my main method of satisfaction had quit on me.<\/p>\n<p>I immediately gained a great deal of interest in the errand Maria had asked me to run earlier that morning. I knew that plenty of places on the outside could satisfy my craving while I mulled over what kind of new coffee maker we could get.<\/p>\n<p>So many options now exist. We didn\u2019t have to settle for your run of the mill plain coffee maker. In the end, we did because I\u2019m cheap, but I got to experience the thrill of imagining how our lives would change if we had some fancy machine to brew one cup at a time.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, that merely added some excitement to one of my favorite weekends of the year. I ran the errand, got my coffee, check out coffee makers and still made it home in time to catch all of my sports on television.<\/p>\n<p>I will definitely take those two days off again next year, but I think I might make an emergency coffee backup plan just in case. I like to learn from my mistakes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I had planned everything perfectly. I scheduled two days off for the beginning of March Madness and the NCAA wrestling tournament. 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