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It wasn&#8217;t the delicious Toffee Nut Latte I had on the drive in.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zap2it.com\/tv\/news\/zap-nbcremakesamericangladiators,0,2727798.story\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.consoleclassix.com\/info_img\/American_Gladiators_SNES_ScreenShot1.jpg\" align=\"right\" height=\"224\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"256\" \/>American Gladiators is coming back.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is seriously one of the best pieces of TV news I have heard in ages. A while back, <a href=\"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/?p=20\" target=\"_blank\">I traced the downfall of American society to the cancellation of AG<\/a>. I now firmly believe that America will get stronger once NBC puts the show on the air.<\/p>\n<p>All they have to do is find contestants. If you want to be a part of the greatest show in the history of television, you can apply using <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbc.com\/Casting\/Applications\/application_gladiators.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">this 22-page form<\/a>. They ask some real important questions for something that is designed to be a test of physical strength:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> What pets do you own now, or have owned at any time in the past?<\/li>\n<li>If you were going to be in People magazine, what inside info about you would be put up next to your picture?<\/li>\n<li>Draw a picture of yourself<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So despite everything I have written above, I&#8217;m not sure if I want to watch this show. I want to see a dude do a front flip over a gladiator in order to avoid a tackle in Breakthrough and Conquer. I don&#8217;t want to know about someone&#8217;s pet. 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