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I had to drive the Saturday morning when we had that freak snow storm and rushed out of the car and into the house without unplugging a charger from the cigarette lighter. When we went to go to church Sunday morning, the car wouldn\u2019t start.<\/p>\n<p>I got a jump the following morning before I headed to work and thought nothing of it. Sure, the engine seemed to hang a little when I turned the key in the morning, but I figured I would hold off worrying until I had a real problem.<\/p>\n<p>That came the first day of work in January. We had a little bit of a cold snap, and I hadn\u2019t driven the car in a few days. When I jumped into the driver\u2019s seat that morning ready to tackle 2012, nothing happened.<\/p>\n<p>Some people would look at this as an obstacle. I saw it as an opportunity, an opportunity to go into work a little later than normal while I took care of the battery.<\/p>\n<p>I could have also seen it as an opportunity to get a new battery and put all these problems behind me, but that again would make too much sense. Besides, this was a Tuesday. Getting a new battery is totally a weekend thing.<\/p>\n<p>Each day that week, I promised myself I would call and make an appointment with my mechanic to get a new battery. And each day I found myself derailed by thoughts like \u201cis\u00a0<em>Cougar Town<\/em>\u00a0ever coming back to ABC\u201d and \u201chow did I manage to end up at the bottom of my college football bowl pool?\u201d In other words, I procrastinated and never made the phone call.<\/p>\n<p>I could have done a drop-in appointment, but I had to referee wrestling and had a bunch of other stuff planned. Besides, the car sounded better when I started it Saturday morning to go ref. The problem had resolved itself.<\/p>\n<p>Or so I thought. Later that afternoon, I sat in my car at our church parking lot to pick up my daughter and a friend from a Girl Scout event. I had my phone plugged in to charge and decided to play a game of Tetris \u2013 back off, I grew up in the 1980s &#8211; as I waited for them to arrive.<\/p>\n<p>A little while later, they piled in the car and I jumped in the driver\u2019s seat. Then, nothing. The 15 minutes of Tetris on my phone drained the battery. By the time I got done cursing my stupidity, everyone had left so I had to call my wife to come get us.<\/p>\n<p>We jumped the car the next day, and I went right to an auto center to get a new battery. I only need the thing to die three times \u2013 well, actually four since I drained it while waiting out the rain at a sports assignment 18 months ago &#8211; to get the message.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div data-tooltip=\"Show trimmed content\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You would think after my running out of gas experience 13 months ago, I would have learned my lesson. That would make too much sense though. I first had trouble with my car battery in October. 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