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They got a heavier than expected dose of family drama punctuated by the 7-year-old Rosie Mee telling the zoo inspector played by John Michael Higgins, &#8220;You know, everybody here thinks you&#8217;re a dick. I don&#8217;t know what that means, but I don&#8217;t think that.&#8221; Sadly, I could not find a clip of this moment online, but I did find lots of self-righteous bloggers complaining about it. The best part was the pause right after she said &#8220;dick&#8221; so you could hear all the grandmothers in the audience gasp. My 11-year-old still giggles when this moment comes up in conversation so I must say, well done, Cameron Crowe.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best Cameo Appearance:<\/strong>\u00a0Jim Parsons as the human version of Walter the Muppet almost brought me out of my seat with laughter. Considering the publicity the movie got, I&#8217;m a little surprised I hadn&#8217;t heard about this. I usually don&#8217;t worry about &#8220;spoilers,&#8221; but that was one gag which worked best with the element of surprise.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best\u00a0Shtick\u00a0Which Shouldn&#8217;t Work But Did:<\/strong>\u00a0The\u00a0camouflage\u00a0clothing gag from <em>Sherlock Holmes<\/em>. I don&#8217;t know why I didn&#8217;t see it coming as part of the story&#8217;s resolution, but they did it in such a clever manner that it totally snuck up on me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Two Steps Forward, One Step Back Award:<\/strong>\u00a0Jason Segal did wonderful work in <em>The Muppets<\/em>\u00a0and <em>Bad Teacher,<\/em>\u00a0but really disappointed me by taking part in the <em>Gulliver&#8217;s Travels<\/em>\u00a0mess.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The Movie That Time Forgot: <\/strong>Even though it came out in 2010, we didn&#8217;t see <em>The King&#8217;s Speech<\/em>\u00a0until January 2011. 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