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That didn&#8217;t fit my profile.<\/p>\n<p>But the more I thought about it, the more it made sense. As we get older, we do have to pay more attention to the things we eat.<\/p>\n<p>I already try to limit the amount of red meat I eat. Every once in a while, I will go for turkey burgers to try and mix things up. Why not bean burgers?<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The picture from the magazine, of course, made them look very appetizing. I knew I couldn&#8217;t just go on that, but told Maria that I&#8217;d be happy to join in this grand experiment.<\/p>\n<p>I heard the sound of dinner preparations on a recent Sunday night and had all kinds of thoughts run through my head. Chicken? Tacos? Grilled cheese and tomato soup?<\/p>\n<p>When I went upstairs, I saw the bean burgers. My first instinct was to throw a tantrum, but she had already made them so that would be pretty unfair. Plus, I said I would give them a shot.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to replicate the burger experience as much as possible. 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