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Sometimes just a little piece of news can make my entire day. That happened\u00a0 little while ago this morning.<\/p>\n

The Dan Band<\/a> is coming to Baltimore<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You may think you don’t know The Dan Band, but you do if you have ever seen “Old School.<\/a>” They played the band that played at Frank the Tank<\/a>‘s wedding. You know, the one that threw obscenities into the middle of “Total Eclipse of the Heart<\/a>.”<\/p>\n

Well, that wasn’t just a gag for the movie. They really exist. Lead singer Dan Finnerty<\/a>, who happens to be married to actress Kathy Najimy<\/a>, started the whole thing as a gag when he sang “I Am Woman” during karaoke one night. Now, he fronts a full band which plays pretty much nothing but songs by women. The ABBA <\/a>medley on their live CD<\/a> is hysterical.<\/p>\n

I have to go see these guys live. Have to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"