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They specialize in being player agents and managing television rights. They are also the most evil, disgusting people in the world when it comes to American soccer, but that&#8217;s another screed for another day.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t want to fork out the dough, but just have a compulsion to watch these qualifying games. So I found the pay-per-view listing on my Comcast system and settled in. The screen had a button which said &#8220;Buy,&#8221; so I clicked it. That led to another screen with a button which said &#8220;Buy.&#8221; I clicked that one also and found myself staring at a third screen. I needed to call in to order the program.<\/p>\n<p>Why the hell do they have Buy buttons if you can&#8217;t use them to buy something? I had to translate the 1-800-XFINITY number to digits (not a big deal, but still annoying), find an old bill to log in to my account via the phone system, then had to find my wife&#8217;s Social Security number since the account is in her name (and she was asleep) and they won&#8217;t let you do anything without that.<\/p>\n<p>And they still almost couldn&#8217;t hook me up. Apparently, our account was not authorized to buy pay-per-view events. I don&#8217;t know why. I don&#8217;t remember setting that up. Even if I did, there should be some notification of that or it should disable the multiple buttons that say &#8220;Buy&#8221; or it should give me the opportunity to authorize the box using the account number or something. If Comcast can send me a message on all three of our boxes every time there is a boxing or MMA match for sale, they can figure out how to get me to call without stringing me along until the end.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, Carmen, my new favorite customer service rep, came through for me, authorized my account and got me the game before kickoff. She even sympathized with me about the illogical nature of having a Buy button for something I needed to call in to buy. Why does the logic always exist with the CSRs and not elsewhere in situations like this?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sat down last night to do something I really didn&#8217;t want to do, but felt I had to: order the pay-per-view broadcast of the U.S. soccer team&#8217;s World Cup qualifier in Guatemala. 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