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They were just different styles an hour or so before the ceremony several hours from home. Last year, I discovered that the pants to the one suit I had at the time had gone missing, forcing a late scramble to put together an outfit which worked and fit.<\/p>\n<p>So when we prepared for my niece&#8217;s nuptials a couple of weeks ago, I took extra care as I prepared.<\/p>\n<p>Since last year&#8217;s wedding, I had purchased new suits so I knew I had a backup there. I just had the pants hemmed a few weeks prior so there would be no surprises in that area.<\/p>\n<p>The morning of the ceremony, I laid out my clothes on the bed to assess the situation. I had my wife look things over. Nothing could stop me now.<\/p>\n<p>I felt pretty proud of myself throughout the entire ceremony. No one knew I had managed to dress myself appropriately for an event I had more than a year to prepare for. They probably didn&#8217;t care, but I knew I had overcome the odds so that&#8217;s all that mattered.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing bad happened at the reception. I danced and jumped around without tearing the backside of my pants. As I rode back to the hotel, I started to feel a little smug.<\/p>\n<p>Big mistake. I should have known better than to get cocky.<\/p>\n<p>We headed back to the room to change so we could meet the rest of the partiers at a bar near the hotel. I let out a sigh of relief as I traded my fancy clothes for jeans and a t-shirt. After I slipped off my wingtips, I reached into my travel bag for my flip-flops.<\/p>\n<p>To tell the truth, I kind of rushed packing some of my casual clothes. I knew I needed something for after the reception and something for Sunday morning. 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I&#8217;m not talking about making a fool out of myself on the dance floor because I have enough company in that area. 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