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We visited my wife\u2019s mother recently and spent our usual amount of time sitting outside and talking. They have some really nice shaded areas around the house, and we had a really nice day.<\/p>\n

At one point, a solitary bug was, well, bugging me. I could see him very clearly fly a few feet away when I swatted at him before returning to hover around my leg again.<\/p>\n

Normally, this would not bother me that much, but I really wanted to get rid of this little bugger. He was quick, however, and I never really got him. I did manage to squash one critter who landed on my wife\u2019s leg.<\/p>\n

In the end, I didn\u2019t worry too much about it because I have a special superpower which comes in handy during the summer months. Bugs don\u2019t bite me.<\/p>\n

I have never really noticed this gift until the past few summers. I watch my wife head out for a brief session of gardening, and she returns complaining about multiple bug bites. At the same time, I can sit on the porch reading a book and drinking a beer without even noticing the pests around me.<\/p>\n

She spends time as we get ready for bed applying lotions and creams to soothe the bites. I\u2019m not trying to make fun of her. I just have no idea how all of this happens.<\/p>\n

I cannot remember the last time I used bug spray. She may have put some on me in a sneak attack once or twice, but I certainly have no memory of the incident. Even though I can\u2019t stand the idea of camping, I love knowing that I can go into nature and not end up as the main course for a bunch of insects.<\/p>\n

Then something funny happened a few days after we visited my mother-in-law. As I drove around one night, I felt an itch on the tops of one of my feet. No big deal, I thought. These socks must have rubbed me the wrong way.<\/p>\n

But the itch didn\u2019t go away. Finally, I removed my sock and looked at the top of my foot in horror. A bug bite. Or maybe it wasn\u2019t a bug bite because bugs don\u2019t bite me, but I had a red mark on the top of my foot.<\/p>\n

I put this out of my mind, eschewing any sort of medical intervention, until the next night. I had no problems with the top of my foot, but my left ankle started to bug me. I took a look in a mirror and saw not one, not two, but three red marks. I recoiled in horror.<\/p>\n

I didn\u2019t feel anything on that Sunday afternoon at my in-law\u2019s house. I did shoot my mouth off a little about how I never had to worry about bug bites, but that surely could not have resulted in some karmic payback.<\/p>\n

Luckily, whatever caused those problems went away pretty quickly. Because I have seen how long bug bites can linger on others, I can\u2019t say a bug actually bit me. That would be impossible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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