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I knew I would enjoy  the end product, but that didn&#8217;t carry enough weight.<\/p>\n<p>Maria insisted we  didn&#8217;t need some contraption to make bread. She could make bread just fine on  her own. And she could.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->It&#8217;s just that whenever I walked through a store that  sold breadmakers, I felt like Eddie Murphy in his famous comedy sketch about  hamburgers. He told his mother he wanted McDonald&#8217;s. She made him a homemade  burger on Wonder Bread instead and all the kids teased him.<\/p>\n<p>The bread Maria  made wasn&#8217;t as bad as Mrs. Murphy&#8217;s hamburger, but she didn&#8217;t bake it as often  as I might have liked her to because it took a fair amount of time and  effort.<\/p>\n<p>Growing up, we had bread on the table every night. Sure, it was plain  white bread &#8211; and eventually wheat bread &#8211; but it was just something I always  remembered.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want bread with every meal anymore, but it goes so well  with the amazing soups, stews and especially Maria&#8217;s chili, I wanted warm  homemade bread whenever I could get it.<\/p>\n<p>For a few years, I figured I had a  better chance at installing a full-scale arcade in the basement than I did at  seeing a breadmaker in the kitchen. We didn&#8217;t have any real conflict over it. I  just didn&#8217;t see it happened. Then the one thing that could move the needle in my  direction happened.<\/p>\n<p>Maria&#8217;s mother bought a breadmaker.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s pretty much  the highest endorsement a kitchen item can get. When we had dinner over their  one weekend, we had some pretty amazing bread. I could almost hear Maria&#8217;s will  crumbling with every bite she took.<\/p>\n<p>A few weeks later, the second chink in  the armor appeared. Maria&#8217;s sister made great bread with her new breadmaker when  we visited her house for a weekend meal. Sure enough, Maria headed out shopping  one Sunday after that and came home with a brand-spanking new breadmaker.<\/p>\n<p>I  couldn&#8217;t have planned this any better if I had tried. I just wish I had thought  of getting her Mom and sister involved earlier. Maria always needs to see  someone else try something before she can embrace change. I should know that by  now.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, Maria made amazing bread when she finally got the machine in  the house. She threw herself into all kinds of recipe books to find the best  recipes. That&#8217;s part of the reason I wanted us to get a breadmaker &#8211; I knew she  would have so much fun when she got it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m having fun too. 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