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My two days off from work let me visit with an old friend who I don\u2019t get to see very often.<\/p>\n<p>Beardy.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1982\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1982\" style=\"width: 201px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/beardy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1982 \" title=\"beardy\" src=\"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/beardy-249x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"201\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1982\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A previous incarnation of Beardy. This is from a video screenshot during the Snowpocolypse.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You see, I have to shave pretty regularly for work. That, combined with facial hair that doesn\u2019t always grow very fast, means I rarely get above what most people would call a scruff.<\/p>\n<p>So when I can go four days without shaving, I actually start to grow a little beard. And I like to call him Beardy because that makes my wife and daughter roll their eyes.<\/p>\n<p>I really enjoyed the most recent visit from Beardy because he and I enjoyed some quality time together earlier in October when my wife went away for a few days.<\/p>\n<p>Beardy and I rarely get to visit twice in the same month. That can only really happen if something bad happens like a natural disaster or illness. I don\u2019t always root for a surprise visit from Beardy, but it can make a bad situation better.<\/p>\n<p>As a matter of fact, I don\u2019t even like how I look with Beardy. I guess part of the thrill just comes from knowing I am doing something I can\u2019t do on a regular basis.<\/p>\n<p>That played into the excitement of the surprise visit from Beardy as we rode out the storm last week. Without Maria\u2019s trip and this storm, I would have gone from the beach trip all the way to Thanksgiving without letting my facial hair grow for more than a few days.<\/p>\n<p>Each time I rubbed my whiskers last week, I felt like I had pulled off some sort of caper. Twice in one month. I don\u2019t even think that happened when I had a few months between jobs a few years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Some people may think that I could let Beardy visit any time I want, but that\u2019s really not an option.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, I have received clear signals that a house vote would not turn out in favor of facial hair. Secondly, Beardy starts to get on my nerves after four days or so, making it probably that I would even vote against a long-term visit from my friend. I don\u2019t even let beardy stay with me for more than three or four days when we go to the beach in July.<\/p>\n<p>Beardy can get under my skin. Literally. Letting my beard grow can lead me to break out like a nervous teenager eating a whole bag of chocolate. And if you think a beard makes me look bad, just wait until you see a clean-shaven face with some big-old zits on it.<\/p>\n<p>But I can\u2019t get mad at beardy for that. He makes me too happy when we get to hang out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like the rest of us, I spent part of last week anxiously sitting and waiting to see what kind of punch Sandy would pack. 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