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I never saw the fever and lethargy coming.<\/p>\n<p>I hopped in the car to head for work one morning and realized I had made a tragic mistake about 15 minutes into my commute. Unfortunately, I had a project due that day and had no way of accessing the information from home.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody like the person who comes into work when they should be resting at home, so I got in and out of the office as fast as I could. I really needed to just tie up a few loose ends, which made it possible for me to be home watching television in bed by noon.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->At first, I didn\u2019t think I had a fever. I watched some TV and took a nap. When I woke up, I felt a little hot, but just attributed it to the electric blanket. So I turned the blanket down. Then I turned it off. Then I realized I had to get out of bed and find the thermometer.<\/p>\n<p>Strangely, the presence of a fever made me feel better. I could really justify my laziness once I saw triple digits on the readout. 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