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I actually went out shopping on Black Friday (I did come away with a pair of $20 sport coats from Wal-Mart so I have that going for me).<\/p>\n

I was not going out mega early and got out around 7:30ish. After I hit a few stores, I decided to treat myself to a coffee and something to eat from Starbucks. I ordered (caramel latte and a piece of cinnamon swirl coffee cake) and went to loiter by the area where you pick up your drink.<\/p>\n

That’s when I heard the magic words. Gingerbread Latte. The coffee dude had just made one for someone else. I couldn’t keep my mouth shut.<\/p>\n

“Ah, damn. I totally forgot about those!”<\/p>\n

“You want me to change your order?”<\/p>\n

Not only did I want him to change my order, I considered proposing to him because he made me the happiest man alive. It would be hard to explain to my wife and all, but we’re talking Gingerbread Latte here.<\/p>\n

So he hooked me up with my Gingercrack and I drove home happy as all hell. Then, yesterday, Maria didn’t get around to making coffee before I left for work, and I didn’t realize until it was too late to make it myself so, Hello Gingercrack Number Two.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I actually went out shopping on Black Friday (I did come away with a pair of $20 sport coats from Wal-Mart so I have that going for me). I was not going out mega early and got out around 7:30ish….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gingercrack","wpcat-62-id"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/regularguycolumn.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}