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So a four-pack of Jell-O cups ended up in our refrigerator.<\/p>\n<p>As things sometimes happen, they sat there for a few days. She asked for them and got them, but had moved on to other snacks in the house. I totally get it. My brain works that way sometimes too.<\/p>\n<p>When I needed a snack for my lunch at work one day, I spied the fruity treat and decided to open the pack. I knew I might suffer the wrath of an angry teenager, but figured I stood on solid ground here. She had her chance for the first crack at them and passed. Besides, she could easily claim the other three once I had my fix.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I fessed up at dinner that night. I don\u2019t know how the topic came up in conversation, but I figured I would come clean. I got a disapproving look, but have pretty much grown immune to that kind of thing over the past 13 years.<\/p>\n<p>But I had never anticipated what came next. I assured her that I would not eat anymore of the Jell-O, and my wife did the same. But Maria wasn\u2019t feeling any parental guilt. She had a confession of her own.<\/p>\n<p>My wife does not like Jell-O.<\/p>\n<p>We just celebrated our eighteenth anniversary. How does she hold onto a deal-breaker like that for so long? I guess I just assumed that she enjoyed Jell-O like right-minded people everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Once I found this out, I did the only natural thing. I went to Facebook to bare my soul and gain support from my family and friends. Big mistake.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, I live amongst people who dislike Jell-O. People jumped to defend Maria\u2019s point of view and let me know their feelings about Jell-O. First a niece. Then a nephew. Even my older sister who is also my godmother. How could they betray me like this? How could they betray Jell-O like this.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, some people defile the tasty gelatin dessert by putting fruit in it or making it into some weird molded form. Taking issue with those things makes perfect sense to me. 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