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I usually don&#8217;t care about it, but when try to do something silly and someone drags it out even further, I can&#8217;t help but shake my head.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regularguycolumn.com\/kfc.jpg\" align=\"right\" height=\"162\" hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" width=\"152\" \/>Especially when it&#8217;s those jackasses from PETA.<\/p>\n<p>The group that hates our grilling freedoms is upset because a Kentucky state representative <a href=\"http:\/\/www6.comcast.net\/news\/articles\/odd\/2008\/02\/09\/ODD.Picnic.Squawk\/\" target=\"_blank\">wants to name Kentucky Fried Chicken the state&#8217;s official picnic food<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Stuff like this should sail through without a peep. But those fools from PETA have to turn it into a rally which will probably hold things up to pander to these freaks.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;If the state legislature moves forward with this one, then they should change Kentucky&#8217;s state bird from the cardinal to the debeaked, crippled, scalded, diseased, dead chicken,&#8221; said Bruce Friedrich, PETA vice president.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Is that the original or extra crispy?<\/p>\n<p>If PETA wants to protest KFC, they should focus on those nasty-looking mashed potato bowls or ask why KFC is including cakes in their family meals. Cause when I think of cake, I think of KFC.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Governments like to waste time on stupid things. I guess it makes them feel important. 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