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In a rare look into my world, here\u2019s a brief diary of last weekend when Maria and Bridget left me to my own devices for 36 hours.  <strong>Saturday<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>7 a.m. \u2013 Say goodbye from underneath the covers as they head off to my mother-in-law\u2019s. 7:01 &#8211; Roll over to get more sleep.<br \/>\n7:05 \u2013 Realize I won\u2019t fall back asleep and get up.<br \/>\n<!--more-->8:30 \u2013 After goofing off on the Internet for as long as I can manage, finally get in the shower.<br \/>\n9 \u2013 Go out to breakfast buffet. Try not to look like the lonely guy sitting by himself as I eat my weight in sausage.<br \/>\n10 \u2013 Plop in recliner in the basement to watch sports and play video games.<br \/>\nNoon \u2013 Muster the energy to get up off my rear end and go out shopping. Wander aimlessly around Kohl\u2019s for a while waiting for checkout lines to die down. Make mental note to count that as exercise.<br \/>\n1:40 p.m. &#8211; Plop back in recliner to watch sports and play PS2. Note to self \u2013 Watch Pros vs. Joes more often. Few things are more satisfying than watching a trash-talking yahoo get destroyed by a pro athlete.<br \/>\n5:30 \u2013 Start getting ready for Bull Roast at my work. Drive down to Owings Mills, try to eat my entrance fee in chicken wings. Lose money on games of chance, but walk away without anything from the silent auction.<br \/>\n11:07 \u2013 Return home. After momentary thought of going to bed, Plop back in recliner to watch sports and play video games.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sunday<\/p>\n<p><\/strong> 12:30 a.m. \u2013 At behest of friend online, start watching recording of Saturday Night Live. I gained a new respect for Peyton Manning. If you have not seen the fake United Way commercial he did, go to YouTube immediately. This was possibly the funniest SNL moment in years.<br \/>\n2 \u2013 After a momentary thought of going to bed, decide one more game at the helm of Boise State in NCAA07 on the PS2 is a good idea.<br \/>\n3 \u2013 Turn off PS2 and go to sleep finally.<br \/>\n7 \u2013 Wake up, grumble and go back to sleep.<br \/>\n8 \u2013 See 7 a.m.<br \/>\n10 \u2013 Rollover, grudgingly accept that seven hours of sleep is enough. Get up and fix big breakfast.<br \/>\n10:15 \u2013 Decide to mix things up and plop on the couch to watch things recorded on the Tivo.<br \/>\n11:50 \u2013 Watch fake United Way commercial again. Crack up again.<br \/>\nNoon \u2013 Take care of last minute cleaning in case Maria and Bridget get home while I am watching US Soccer match<br \/>\n2:15 \u2013 Take car to Jiffy Lube to accomplish something productive.<br \/>\n2:18 \u2013 Walk from Jiffy Lube across to Brewster\u2019s Ice Cream to do the productive thing.<br \/>\n2:40 &#8211; Plop back in recliner to watch sports and play PS2.<br \/>\n4:15 \u2013 Make the big decision to leave Boise State where I have coached for six season in order to take the Penn State job. Apparently, 2015 is the year JoePa retires<br \/>\n5 \u2013 Begin grilling sausage after I realize my wife and daughter probably won\u2019t be home soon.<br \/>\n5:45 \u2013 Plop back in recliner to eat dinner, watch sports and play PS2<br \/>\n7:30 \u2013 Hurriedly turn off PS2 when the front door opens.<\/p>\n<p>I know what you\u2019re thinking. How can one guy handle that much excitement? 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