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I honestly don&#8217;t know why anyone enjoys drinking it when so many better options exist.<\/p>\n<p>Then they had to go and release their newest ad campaign. Apparently, Coors has developed a special vented can that allows for &#8220;a smoother pour.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it. That&#8217;s the big news. You can allegedly pour their crappy beer better from a can. Never mind that you should buy beer in cans only as a last resort. I&#8217;m not a beer snob, it&#8217;s just true. Bottled beer tastes so much better. I do get cans of Bud to keep in the fridge on occasion because they are cheaper, and they can work well when you are traveling, but that&#8217;s about it.<\/p>\n<p>The fact that the best thing Coors can do for its drinkers is to improve its can pretty much tells you all you need to know about their beer. Friends don&#8217;t let friends drink Coors Light, regardless of how cool their can is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have so many problems with Coors Light. 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