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We haven&#8217;t had a chance to do this on a Saturday because of her soccer schedule so I was looking forward to it.<\/p>\n<p>I knew something was wrong the second I saw the empty parking lot. No way. They couldn&#8217;t be closed. Honoring the troops is nice, but no breakfast?<\/p>\n<p>No worries, I thought. We live in a small town so I would go to one of the other local joints. No dice two times in a row. At this point, I was pissed. I headed across town &#8211; fighting traffic from the Memorial Day parade which had just ended &#8211; to get to Perkins.<\/p>\n<p>I have nothing against Perkins, but the local places are cheaper and don&#8217;t have long lines like a chain. We had to wait 15 or so minutes to get seated, then paid close to twice what our bill would have been at our favorite spot.<\/p>\n<p>I know this sounds pretty petty. I really don&#8217;t care that much; it just surprised the hell out of me. And now I&#8217;m even more mad because I have remembered a couple of other local joints which might have been open.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just use that to plan for next year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know Memorial Day is set aside for us to honor the troops. I totally respect that even though I value the day more because it gives me a nice four-day week. 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