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With summer TV season here, we have to really search sometimes to find something good to watch. Some nights, we don’t even watch anything. We read.<\/p>\n

Prety quaint, right?<\/p>\n

The other night we hit the jackpot though. Maria was in the other room as I scrolled through the channels. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I got to the listing for the National Geographic channel.<\/p>\n

Girl with Eight Limbs<\/a>.<\/p>\n

You only get lucky like this once in a while. I remember when we had a run of shows about 700-pound people that kept us entertained, but we hadn;t come across a show like this in a while.<\/p>\n

Well, I hadn’t. Maria saw a show on the two-headed twins<\/a> while I was at the R.E.M. concert so she was really on a hot streak.<\/p>\n

I don’t really know what draws me to these kinds of shows. I generally don’t watch medical shows, but these oddities (and I’m not trying to be mean, but they are oddities) just draw me in.<\/p>\n

I’m just worried I won’t be able to top the eight-limbed baby.<\/p>\n

We saw a very cool special on National Geographic last night on a girl born with a parasitic twin attached. She had eight limbs and they thought she was the reincarnartion of some goddess. Luckily, common sense prevailed and they detached the “twin.”<\/p>\n

We love medical freak shows like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"