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The car only went about 10 feet and wasn&#8217;t damaged. If their truck had been parked in its usual spot, I might have hit that. If the car hadn&#8217;t angled some, it could have gone into the intersection and Lord knows what would have happened then.<\/p>\n<p>I look back on moments like this and wonder what made the difference between a minor inconvenience and a huge problem. I bet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eveningsun.com\/ci_9807297\" target=\"_blank\">this lady<\/a> is wishing she had my luck.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Sure enough, there was a car in our pool,&#8221; Melissa Campasino said.<\/p>\n<p>Police and the tow truck driver estimated the car was going 40 mph before it hit the water.<\/p>\n<p>Melissa Campasino later learned that Kim Taylor was screaming and chasing the Miata all the way down the hill until it splashed down. 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