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After all, they have kind of planted their flag in kitschy plot devices so I thought it would be fun.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" style=\"margin: 10px;\" title=\"Scavo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.regularguycolumn.com\/scavo.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"280\" height=\"201\" \/>For the most part, they have succeeded with one notable exception &#8211; the Scavo kids.<\/p>\n<p>First of all, when we first saw the twins, they looked like they had aged a heck of a lot more than five years. I&#8217;d estimate they were 8 or 9 when they left off last season and had their driver&#8217;s licenses now.<\/p>\n<p>Then, we see their &#8220;older&#8221; brother Porter, who looked like he started smoking or something because he barely aged more than two or three years. How did he get younger than the twins?<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, many DH fans worried for three episodes when Penny, the youngest Scavo, was nowhere to be found. Did Tom and Lynette put her in the basement cage in Katherine&#8217;s house? Did the evil stepdaughter come and get her? Did Bree&#8217;s daughter need a playmate for her bastard son?<\/p>\n<p>We can all rest easy now because Penny flew into a scene for just a few seconds last week, long enough for Lynette to use her as a scapegoat for Tom&#8217;s broken bass guitar. At least we know these kids are worth something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t mind too much when I heard that &#8220;Desperate Housewives&#8221; would fast-forward five years for this season. After all, they have kind of planted their flag in kitschy plot devices so I thought it would be fun. 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