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I love football. I also love cable television. Therefore, to see as much football as I want, I make sure I get a high-level cable TV package.<\/p>\n

That’s how it works, people. Sometimes you have to pay for what you want. I don’t know why Arlen Specter and a bunch of other bored senators don’t get it.<\/p>\n

\"\"Specter is again rattling his sabre – he’s that old; he still uses a sabre – about “injustice” in professional football. Instead of worrying about Bill Belicheck’s camcorder fetish this time, he’s up in arms again because some fans won’t get to see games<\/a> which are broadcast on the NFL Network<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Hey, Arlen – the NFL Network shows eight games<\/a>. EIGHT STINKING GAMES. Two of them feature either the Browns or the Bengals. People aren’t missing anything when they play. Plus, the local channels of the teams playing show them. Specter and some of his buddies apparently are weeping because some fans don’t live in the city of their favorite team, so they might not get the game.<\/p>\n

Tough nuts. Sack up and buy digital cable or a dish, go to a bar which might show the game or just move back with Mom and Dad if a football game is so important to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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