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$\"\"$ I have made the trip to Starbucks a couple of times recently to do some writing. Last week, after I had ordered my caramel latte, I noticed something called the gingersnap latte<\/a> on the menu. That can’t be gingercrack<\/a>, I thought. Must be some variation with the real thing coming closer to Christmas.<\/p>\n

Well, I headed out to write again today and asked the guy taking my order what the hell a gingersnap latte was. He kind of looked around like he had to make sure the fuzz wasn’t around before he answered. Then he told me it was basically the same thing as a gingerbread latte. So I got one.<\/p>\n

He was right, for the most part. It tasted like gingercrack until you got to the bottom. Apparently, they put real pieces of ginger on top so you have some soggy pieces of ginger awaiting you at the end of your drink. What the hell is that about?<\/p>\n

Thankfully, the interwebs have lots of valuable information, and I have determined that you can just ask the person making your coffee to leave the pieces of ginger off the top of your drink. Why would they go and ruin a good thing like gingercrack like this? Who gives a crap if every other coffee place now has gingerbread syrup? You have the original, Starbucks. Stop messing with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"