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Some people &#8211; mostly women &#8211; will compliment me on my nice curly hair. That&#8217;s easy for them to say because they aren&#8217;t the ones who have to try and make it look presentable on a windy day like we had on Thursday,<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I know I shouldn&#8217;t complain because I don&#8217;t have to deal with half the stuff women have to when the wind messes up their hair, but it still bugs me. I have a hard enough time finding the part when it&#8217;s nice out much less when the wind is blowing trash, cardboard boxes and small children all over the place.<\/p>\n<p>I should just suck it up because I have dealt with this problem for 40 years now and should have known to get a hair cut a few weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p>I guess part of me thinks that, just one time, my hair will grow the way I wanted it to when I was a teenager. For some reason, I wanted to have long hair.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t really know why. Looking back, I would have been a horrible candidate for a mullet or a ponytail, but I guess 80s Brian didn&#8217;t think of things that way. All he wanted was hair down to his shoulders instead of those goofy curls on his neck or peeking out from over his ears.<\/p>\n<p>For ages, I would disagree whenever people told me I had long air. It doesn&#8217;t get long, it just gets bushy. And bothersome.<\/p>\n<p>Nowadays, I don&#8217;t want my hair to get long like I did back then. I just want it to be manageable when I do wait too long to go to the barber. Because I always wait too long. Always.<\/p>\n<p>I could probably make this a little easier on myself by doing something to try and manage my hair, but that would take too much effort. I pride myself in putting as little time as possible into my hair.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why when I do finally get the time for a hair cut, I will go to the other extreme. 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