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A number of issues ranging from the incompatibility of having 20-somethings and an 8-year-old staying at the same house to some problems with the house itself made us realize everyone would be better served with separate quarters.<\/p>\n<p>So I spent a while over the winter perusing web sites to try and find a place small enough and affordable enough for us, but with the comforts that make beach week extra special.<\/p>\n<p>I found a place and made the reservation based only on the photos I could find on the realtor&#8217;s web site. Sure, I wanted more assurance, but didn&#8217;t really have the opportunity to drive to Delaware to peek into these places.<\/p>\n<p>If I had, I might have seen my new career several months ago. I stumbled upon it instead after we got settled our first night at the beach.<\/p>\n<p>I should open a business where I give rich people advice on how to set up the vacation homes they rent to others.<\/p>\n<p>After all, who knows what regular people want in a beach house better \u2013 some guy who uses it as an investment or a schlub like me who likes to pretend he&#8217;s living large for one week out of the year.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->The way I see it, I could travel for weeks at a time, saying in places for a couple of days each. I could take notes and let the owners know how they could improve the experience for their renters.<\/p>\n<p>Now you might think this is just a cheap ploy to get free lodging, and get paid, in some pretty nice locations, but I&#8217;m doing this for you. I&#8217;m just willing to dedicate my life to this endeavor.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, the place we stayed in this year had some great touches. They had a bar cart in the corner. They had current magazines. They had a binder with updated menus from many local restaurants.<\/p>\n<p>But they had absolutely no clue how to arrange furniture in a living room. The largest couch was the furthest thing from the TV. The seat with the best view of the television was a single chair. And the TV wasn&#8217;t even on a swivel.<\/p>\n<p>You might say that people don&#8217;t go on vacation to watch TV, and I agree, but sometimes it rains or you&#8217;re waiting to go somewhere or you just feel like staying up late having a few drinks and watching a DVD.<\/p>\n<p>I can tell you how to best arrange your furniture to accommodate those kind of guests. I didn&#8217;t ask for this kind of burden. I just know these kinds of things.<\/p>\n<p>Now I just need to find a way to showcase my skills to some rich people. 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