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\"\"I took a playwriting class during my junior year of college. For our final project, we had to write and present a one-act play.<\/p>\n

We didn’t have to worry about a set or stage directions. We just had to recruit some people to sit on the stage and read our play.<\/p>\n

So I convinced a quartet of friends \u2013 one of whom is now a well-known weatherman in Pittsburgh<\/a> \u2013 to read the parts in my play. I just had to sit in the back of the room and watch.<\/p>\n

Nothing has scared me more in my entire life.<\/p>\n

The class took place in the first trimester of the school year, which meant the final readings took place in mid-November in the northwest corner of the state. It was cold.<\/p>\n

I distinctly remember wearing a t-shirt underneath a sweater. Normally, that kind of detail would escape my memory, but I sweat so much from nerves during the reading, I could have probably wrung out the shirt when it was finished. You don’t forget things like that.<\/p>\n

I really had no reason to worry. The people in my class reacted well to my play, an off-beat comedy. Since that day, I have worked hard to deal better with sharing my art in public.<\/p>\n

Which brings us to the predicament I find myself in these days. The fall play at Hanover High School needed some elementary students to fill out the cast of \u201cMiracle on 34th<\/sup> Street<\/a>.\u201d Bridget wanted to take part and director George Matthew asked my wife and I if we wanted to be in some crowd scenes.<\/p>\n

Sure, we said. Anything for Mr. George. We always like to help out community events like this.<\/p>\n

But somehow this has evolved into me filling a speaking role. I don’t really know how it happened. George said he needed a few male actors. I said I might be able to fill in after I got back from a business trip. But before I even hit the road, I found myself cast as Mr. Macy in the school’s performance later this month<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I guess, in a way, I knew I would end up filling a role once George announced that some cast members had to drop out. I had already made a small commitment and wouldn’t let the performance struggle just because I suddenly got shy.<\/p>\n

Besides, we have started to enjoy going to performances by local schools and community groups. I envy those teenagers up there on the stage doing something I never could have done at their age.<\/p>\n

A night at the theater doesn’t have to involve a trip to a larger city, expensive tickets and a well-known lead. Trust me when I say that you can go see outstanding plays right here in town at a reasonable price.<\/p>\n

Plus, you might get to see me make a fool out of myself. Don’t count on it though. I have come a long way since sweating through my shirt while people listened to my play 20 years ago. Luckily the suit I will wear in the play is black so you’ll never know how much I’m sweating underneath.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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