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Twas the night before Christmas
\nAnd on the driveway
\nCornhole players were fueled
\nBy beer and chardonnay<\/p>\n

The boards were laid out
\nWith meticulous care
\nFamily pride was at stake
\nTension filled the air<\/p>\n

The teams were decided
\nThe matchups were set
\nWe filled out our brackets
\nYes, we even bet<\/p>\n

The kids went first
\nWhat a cute little sight
\nThey picked up the bags
\nAnd tossed with all their might<\/p>\n

Bridget and Jill won first place
\nConnor slid down the board, like he was flying
\nBrendan, Molly and Caroline made it known
\nThey’ll be playing with the adults in no time<\/p>\n

After present opening and merry making
\nThe main event finally got underway
\nPat, a two-time champ, was the favorite
\nPaired with novice Maria, would it be his day?<\/p>\n

The bags were flying, the trash was talked
\nWe have a new way to celebrate
\nSomeone even brought out
\nSome goodies on a plate<\/p>\n

One by one, as teams started to fall
\nA murmur went through the throng
\nMaria was starting to get it
\nJust what was going on?<\/p>\n

Bobo and I had also put together
\nA couple of winning games
\nWould I meet Maria in the final?
\nThe house would never be the same<\/p>\n

This Cornholey Night took forever
\nBut we managed not to freeze
\nDespite all of our hoots and hollers
\nNo one called the police<\/p>\n

The semifinals produced great drama
\nBut my team came up empty
\nOn the other side, Pat and Maria
\nSqueaked out a victory<\/p>\n

The final was set, the stakes unveiled
\nPat and Maria against Vicki and Den
\nThe gaggle of Sheas wondered
\nCould Pat really win again?<\/p>\n

Best two out of three to 21 points
\nThey would play for family pride
\nAnd a hideous statue and mink stole
\nThat my late mother left behind<\/p>\n

The bags started flying
\nThe cheers filled the night
\nMaria and Vicki
\nThrew cornholes left and right<\/p>\n

Maria joined Pat won it all
\nThe stole on my wife was quite a sight
\nWe hugged and laughed and went inside
\nAfter a fantastic Cornholey Night<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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