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I understood those delays.<\/p>\n<p>Then I had to deal with the various and sundry plans which municipalities and counties had to remove some of the huge piles of snow. That slowed me down a little bit, but not enough to make me too upset.<\/p>\n<p>I had the biggest problem with other drivers, some of whom seemed better off staying home and waiting until spring. When there\u2019s no snow on the road and no plows on the road, we should all agree to drive at a normal speed without causing undue harm to others.<\/p>\n<p>That philosophy apparently didn\u2019t work for a lot of people so as I got close to home two weeks ago, I just wanted to make the final few turns, park the car and sit on the couch.<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw him. I started to pray when I noticed the lights on top of the car. I hoped God would spare me just two blocks from my house. I wanted this particular officer to somehow not notice the burned out headlight on my car, something I had only recently noticed.<\/p>\n<p>God didn\u2019t answer my prayers.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->When I made the second-to-last turn before reaching home, I saw the flashing lights behind me. I didn\u2019t know what to do with snow piled high along the travel lane. I wanted to make the final two turns before home and face the music there, but I worried he wouldn\u2019t appreciate me making his traffic stop more convenient for me.<\/p>\n<p>So I stopped in the road and turned on my hazards. I could almost see my house from where I sat. I felt so helpless. I hoped that didn\u2019t get me some sort of ticket for stopping there, but I didn\u2019t have any other option. Luckily, the officer agreed.<\/p>\n<p>He checked out all my papers and gave me a form which provided me with some time to get the headlight fixed before I faced any real violation. 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