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Regardless,  I strolled out the door at about the usual time with no real reason to  rush. This was the first nice day after all the rain, so I got all my  stuff inside the car and headed for work.<\/p>\n<p>Or so I thought. After  a block or two \u2013 and this is after making on left-hand turn \u2013 I heard  some kind of weird noise. I checked the cover for the sunroof first.  Sometimes I don\u2019t pull that completely shut, and it rattles. But that  wasn\u2019t the problem.<\/p>\n<p>I looked over at the passenger seat. I had  driven with co-workers to meetings the two previous days, so I wondered  if the seat belt got tangled and was bouncing against something. Or  maybe they left something in the seat that was rattling. No dice there  either. Then I heard a small thud, a roll and one more strange sound.<\/p>\n<p>Before  I had a chance to even look in my driver\u2019s side mirror, I knew what had  happened. I looked back and prayed that no one would run over my travel  mug as it bounced along the road side, spreading hot coffee along Baer  Avenue.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->I somehow forgot to put my travel mug in the cup holder  on a day when I had no reason to rush. This isn\u2019t the first time this  has happened, but it is the first time that I have made it about four  blocks, including the turn I earlier mentioned, before I realized I  didn\u2019t have my mug in the cupholder next tome.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I do  realize my mistake before I start driving. A few times I have gotten  part of the way up the street and noticed, fortunate to stop before the  mug tumbles down the road.<\/p>\n<p>But the silver mug has crashed to the  ground at least two times before last week\u2019s episode. The first time,  the handle on the mug paid the ultimate price. I didn\u2019t really mind  because it fit better into the cupholder without the handle.<\/p>\n<p>The  second time chipped off the piece of plastic on the lid which made it  easy to pop the top open. Enough of it still exists to make the mug  useable.<\/p>\n<p>As I circled the block to get the mug \u2013 I did consider  leaving it, but it does have my name on it so I didn\u2019t want to just  leave it lying in the street \u2013 I started to worry that I would have to  find a new mug. I love this mug. I couldn\u2019t imagine trying to find a  replacement that wouldn\u2019t lead to a million spills on my shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily,  only the plastic base had cracked. The mug itself retained its  indestructibility and the lid must have learned something from the  previous crashes because it made it through without further damage.<\/p>\n<p>So  I still had my mug and I had an excuse to go get a new cup of hot  steaming coffee on a brisk sunny morning. 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