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I have had satellite radio for some time now. The main comedy channel plays a fascinating variety of performers. Once in a while, they will play an old routine from Steve Martin.<\/p>\n
On first listen, you might think he’s bombing. The jokes don’t have a traditional structure and some of the laughter from the audience sounds more nervous and polite than riotous. But Martin – a wonderful performer for so many years – soldiers on, casually stressing the absurdity of the name “Gern Blanston” or rolling through an undecipherable joke which was supposedly intended for a group of plumbers at the show.<\/p>\n
He obviously made it work since he turned into one of the most successful stand-up comedians ever, which just served as a precursor to his amazing career as an actor and writer. I just finished reading his 2007 autobiography Born Standing Up<\/a> and learned exactly how he made those routines I hear on the radio work so well.<\/p>\n I wouldn’t usually read a celebrity autobiography like this, but I had heard good things about the book. He focused on one thing – his stand-up career – and didn’t set out to try and shock the reader. He simply wanted to share how he got to such a high point and why he walked away for other creative pursuits.<\/p>\n