I’ve Got the Moose in Me
One summer, a few of my friends from college lived in Myrtle Beach. They worked all day laying sod at a golf course. Over the weeks, the novelty of living…
Hooters Flattened
I feel like I really missed a golden opportunity. I have visited Vegas twice in the past 18 months, but didn't get a chance either time to visit the Hooters…
The Bride Wore Camo
Have you ever looked at the television, trying your hardest to look away, but unable to? That's the feeling I got while watching CMT's "My Big Redneck Wedding" the other…
Happy Casino Day!
Today is a wonderful day. A casino will open within an hour or so of my house. I don't plan on going there anytime soon, and the facility only offers…
He Forgot Tasty
Governments like to waste time on stupid things. I guess it makes them feel important. I usually don't care about it, but when try to do something silly and someone…
Modern Medicine Catches On
If you get hurt, I hope you get an occupational therapist like Kelly Colwell. Certified occupational therapy assistant Kelly Colwell first noted the healing potential of Guitar Hero while working…
What’s Wrong With Men?
Right now, I'm ashamed to be an American man. As the political process gains steam, we have abdicated our duty. Fred Thompson dropped out of the Republican race today. My…
Greatest TV Show Ever
Sometimes, life smiles on you. Today is one of those days. The Fox Reality Channel is showing a marathon of the greatest television show in history. My Big Fat Obnoxious…
Tradition Has Its Place
When Maria and I first talked about getting married, we looked at where we might want to live. We had lived in Hanover for a few years each, but didn’t know if this is where we wanted to settle permanently.
The longer we thought about it, however, the more we realized we didn’t want to leave.
We didn’t have that far to travel to Lancaster or Baltimore to visit our families. We had a nice quiet neighborhood to raise a child. We grew quite fond of local traditions and customs.
The local paper has had a lot of back-and-forth about our local Halloween traditions. I don’t like to get high and mighty, but the newcomers should back off.
Kid Nation Rules
I didn't think I would feel this way, but "Kid Nation" has become one of my favorite TV appointments each week. That goes double for this week's episode when the…