I Need That

I have trouble sometimes distinguishing between what I want and what I need.

I’m the guy who grabs a candy bar or magazine or soda or all three while I stand in line at the store.

A lot of times, I regret buying anything as soon as I hand over my money, but it’s too late. I have tried to limit my impulse purchases and have actually made progress in recent years.

Then I saw the Shamwow advertised on TV and all that work went right our the door.

I need this thing.