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St. Patrick’s Day Haiku

brian March 17, 2009 7 Comments

I usually low-key it on this day, but things have changed so much for the better over the past few months, I’m in a pretty good mood. To celebrate, let’s do some St. Patty’s Day haiku!

Ten o’clock meeting
Wonder if they will care I
Irished my coffee

Shane McGowan’s teeth
Do I have your attention?
Careful what you drink

Go ahead and give it a try!

Author: brian

7 thoughts on “St. Patrick’s Day Haiku”

Dave Lifton says:

March 17, 2009 at 3:54 pm

Oh, Jesus H. Christ
Shea, you stupid leprechaun
Haikus are passe

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Michele says:

March 17, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Here are my feeble attempts:

Want to have a drink
Can’t taste beer due to dumb plague
Please have one for me

Pre-ordered Guinness
Saves time and effort for you
And the bartender

No need to have food
When you’re drinking a Guinness
It drinks like a meal

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bill webster says:

March 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm

drunken mad swearing
green beer and corned beef vomit
i’m irish today

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DJ says:

March 17, 2009 at 9:49 am

St. Patrick first said
“I’m tired of these blank blank snakes!”
Not Sam L. Jackson

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bill webster says:

March 17, 2009 at 9:01 am

the snakes be long gone
now, be ye drunk and profane
all hail st. patrick

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brian says:

March 17, 2009 at 8:41 am

Damn, I need to fix that. Good one, Peter.

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RedStarsCEO says:

March 17, 2009 at 8:29 am

I don’t think your 1st one’s a true haiku – too many syllables in the 3rd line. Here’s my try:

Drink green colored beer

I stagger from bar to bar

Driving out the snakes

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Author: brian

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