Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. I feel bad for the poor MillerCoors PR guy who had to announce this news.

MillerCoors has recalled a batch of Coors Light in the Southeastern United States after taste tests at the company’s Georgia brewery found the beer to be subpar.

“We sampled it and realized it wasn’t up to standards,” said Pete Marino, a spokesman for MillerCoors.

No one can confirm whether this was actually the first time Pete Marino had ever sampled Coors Light. Remember, friends don’t let friends drink Coors Light.