No, I haven’t decided to go all U2 on my readers, but something absolutely wonderful happened today. It wasn’t the two R.E.M. songs I heard on XM in the first 15 minutes of my commute, which happened almost two hours earlier than usual today. It wasn’t the free lunch I got. It wasn’t the delicious Toffee Nut Latte I had on the drive in.
American Gladiators is coming back.
This is seriously one of the best pieces of TV news I have heard in ages. A while back, I traced the downfall of American society to the cancellation of AG. I now firmly believe that America will get stronger once NBC puts the show on the air.
All they have to do is find contestants. If you want to be a part of the greatest show in the history of television, you can apply using this 22-page form. They ask some real important questions for something that is designed to be a test of physical strength:
- What pets do you own now, or have owned at any time in the past?
- If you were going to be in People magazine, what inside info about you would be put up next to your picture?
- Draw a picture of yourself
So despite everything I have written above, I’m not sure if I want to watch this show. I want to see a dude do a front flip over a gladiator in order to avoid a tackle in Breakthrough and Conquer. I don’t want to know about someone’s pet. They’re gonna ruin this show.
Since I can’t find a video of that flip = it was the most amazing thing ever – I leave you with Malibu and one of the greatest AG moments ever.
No, but I haven’t had a chance to mess with it and take that away.
That’s better. Your blogroll is indented. Did you want that?
Dude, you’ve got an open tag somewhere in your Sidebar right after your mileage count.