I always wanted a job where it didn’t matter if you were half in the bag when you did your work. Today, I finally figured out how to accomplish that. All I do is find out where I need to apply to design shopping center parking lots.
Seriously, how drunk are these guys? A new center opened near my office and I prayed every time I had to make a turn while I picked up lunch from Chik-Fil-A. They barely left room for two cars in any aisle, and you needed to have perfect precision on every turn.
And I haven’t even addressed the absolutely insane angle they have placed the parking spaces at. They must be drunk when they design them because that’s the only way a driver could make sense of the whole mess.
So I figure when this PR and writing thing dries up, I’ll drink away my sorrows, then go out there and submit my resume to map out these parking lots. At least I have that going for me.