Matt Stone and Trey Parker have done some wonderful things for America. They brought us BASEketball. They brought us South Park. They brought us Team America.

Now, they will bring us Kenny vs. Spenny.

For some of us, they will bring back Kenny vs. Spenny. The rest of you will wonder how you lived life without this show once you finally see it.

In short, every episode is a contest between two best friends. But these are no normal contests and these are no normal best friends. They are polar opposites. Think Oscar Madison (Kenny) and Felix Unger (Spenny). Then get them involved in “Jackass” like competitions, such as “Who Can Gain the Most Weight in One Week,” and “Whoever Uses Their Arms the First Loses.”

The loser then has to perform a “humiliation,” which can involve eating cat food, running down a crowded street naked or bobbing for apples in a toilet bowl.

In other words, very highbrow stuff. Don’t miss it. The show will premiere Nov. 14. They have made 10 new ones and will also broadcast 14 old ones.